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PostSubject: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:43 am

Retard, from the French en retard...meaning late - to be late.
To be late in maturing, as in late bloomer...to be stunted in growth, where this coming "bloom" never comes.

Retarded in the sense of achieving whatever potential you've inherited.
To not attain the level you could have, before you were stunted, warped, kept back.
To be held back so as to fall in-step with the average....to remain in-line, in harmony with the mediocre.

Modern Nihilism produces retardation as a necessary part of its internal harmony.

Moron...from the Greek μορος...baby, μορω, implying the intelligence of an infant...to be infantile.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:44 am

If, after the age of 20, you insist that you've discovered the answer to EVERYTHING, and you dare to pronounce it publicly without shame, and with a straight face....you might be RETARDED.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:44 am

If, after the age of 30 you still think getting high and fucking whores is cool... you might be RETARDED.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:45 am

If having sex is still a source of pride for you, though it remains unproductive... you just might be RETARDED.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:46 am

If you find solace in escaping self, because your past was intolerable, and you think that coming to terms with your past means redefining words....you might be RETARDED.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:49 am

If you can name book titles and refer to famous figures, by using google search, but you have no clue as to how to apply what you imply you know, in real life, or within a particular context... you might be RETARDED.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:51 am

If you think sex is NOT about copulation, or reproduction, but that it ONLY has some spiritual essence beyond the purpose it evolved to serve... then you might be RETARDED.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:52 am

If you think intelligence is inherited in equal measure by all, but are unable to justify your belief nor explain how intelligence evolved, if this is the case... then you might be RETARDED.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:53 am

If, for you, saying: "I disagree" or "You are wrong" constitutes an argument against a position...then you might be RETARDED.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:54 am

If you think that alluding to someone's appearance is a way of contradicting his positions, and you offer nothing else... then you just might be RETARDED.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:55 am

If you think philosophy is NOT about value judgements, and then you declare yourself a philosopher... then you might be RETARDED.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:56 am

If impressing morons, with big words and allusions to understanding, convinces you that you are a thinker... then you might be RETARDED.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:07 am

If you are over the age of 40, and in your naive idealism you think Democratic inclusivity and mass participation will nurture a higher quality of discourse, you are not only ignorant of human nature, but...you just might be a RETARD.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:08 am

If you fertilize a field with cow faeces, and allow weeds and all sorts of vermin to grow on it, and you then try to find something edible in the chaotic mess you've created...you might be a RETARD.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:09 am

If you insist on believing in ABSOLUTES, when you cannot offer a single example outside of your mind...then you might be a RETARD.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:10 am

If you have faith in your childhood teachings which imply that evolution only works in species other than the human, and that environment affects body potentials but not mental ones, the brain...then you might be a RETARD.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:12 am

If appearance is, for you, superficial, yet not so when you judge and direct your actions...then you might be a RETARD....if not a Hypocrite.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:13 am

If you have a romantic idealism concerning sex and love, but you are unable to put it into practice by giving sex and love to a smelly street bum, offering all sorts of excuses to explain why you cannot live-up to your own ideals... then you might be a RETARD....if not a HYPOCRITE

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:15 am

If the smallest similarity is proof enough of a universal rule, whereas all differences, no matter how large, are illusions, false, or superficial...then you might be a RETARD...if not a HYPOCRITE.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:18 am

If, for you, specialization does not result in physical, psychological, and mental alterations, facilitating the specialized role, or niche survival strategy, and if it only does in species other than the human one...then you might be a RETARD.  

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:19 am

If you hear a word, and you automatically know it is wrong, but you cannot explain how or why...then you might be a RETARD.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:21 am

If, for you, philosophy, thinking in general, is only about finding happiness, and if philosophy consistently fails to offer you insight, direction, clarity, and you only use it to pretend that you are smart...then you might be a RETARD.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:30 am

If calling someone a RACIST, a SEXIST, a HOMOPHOBE, or if alluding to a hypothetical sexual dysfunction, is, for you, a formidable counter-argument....then you might be a huge RETARD.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:33 am

If your only contribution to any philosophical discourse is the mundane, the infantile, the mediocre, and to compensate you can only allude, refer, and defer, without being able to back anything up with YOUR OWN reasoning...then you might be a RETARD.  

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:36 am

If money, quantified code, is still, after the age of 30, the only way you can discern quality...then you might be RETARDED.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:38 am

If the reality of perspectivism is, for you, an argument against objective reality, and you insist in believing in the comforting idea that ALL perspectives, for this reason, are equally valid or invalid...then you might be a RETARD.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:49 am

If you confuse drawing attention to an idea with drawing attention to yourself, and then you use this to shame the other into silence, while you try to whore the attention on yourself by only speaking of yourself and not ideas...then you are a RETARD...if not a big HYPOCRITE.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:50 am

If, getting laid is still a BIG deal for you...then you might be a RETARD.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:51 am

If boyish cynical sarcastic humour is still the only way you can avoid being exposed as the idiot that you are...then you might be a RETARD.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:05 am

Excellent!

And two words on Fear please...  

If you think you've got nothing to be afraid of, then you're....

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:06 am

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If you are over the age of 40, and in your naive idealism you think Democratic inclusivity and mass participation will nurture a higher quality of discourse, you are not only ignorant of human nature, but...you just might be a RETARD.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:14 am

If anxiety/fear, fills you with such a level of anxiety/fear, that you must forget, reject, deny its presence in you, so as to deal with it, then besides being dominated by anxiety/fear (cowardice)...you may also be a RETARD.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:16 am

If love, for you, is something you deserve, just because, and the only way you can justify this is that you were born, and that by being born you need/suffer...then besides offering a whore's love, your emotions being reduced in value to the level of the common (common - κοινη - being what the ancient Greeks called a prostitute)....you might also be a RETARD.  

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:19 am

If words, detached from actions, referring to nothing more than other words, which, in turn, refer to mental constructs (abstractions), are, for you, more substantial, than actions...then you are, most certainly, a RETARD.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:25 am

If you refuse, or are unable, to consider seriously any concept, any hypothesis that hurts your feelings, makes you feel bad, insults your ego...then you might be a RETARD.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:27 am

If you think that reality is automatically benevolent, flattering, and/or positively predisposed to your small ephemeral, human needs, then besides being a coward...you may also be a RETARD.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:30 am

If beauty, like any other form of symmetry/order, is still, for you, "in the eye of the beholder," helping you escape into relativism to cope with the injustices of nature, and if all is equated using the negative, an absence of an absolute...then you are certainly a RETARD.  

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:33 am

If saying anything "negative" about anyone automatically means that you advocate violence towards them, or if you think it means that there is something "wrong" with them...then you are most certainly a RETARD.

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PostSubject: Re: You might be RETARDED... Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:35 am

If, when coming into contact with a theory, a hypothesis, that fills you with dread, the only response you have is to attack the one who exposed you to it, and you have nothing to say against the hypothesis itself, besides platitudes, repeating social dogma, sarcasm...then you might be a RETARD.

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