Yes, that is correct - I am a modern man! I am up to date with the latest trends; I don't deviate from the herd because then I would have no friends!
I love to frequent Starbucks and put on a pretense of philosophical understanding. Out with the old, in with the new - isn't it so outstanding?
You racist, sexist, and homophobic bigot! Don't be so crass! I will call big daddy Alpha-male to come and silence your ass!
Yes, our lovely alpha-male is an abstraction: the State, so get back in line with the herd - after all, everyone is born as a blank slate.
Differentiation is the root of all abomination. I seek to level humanity, to reduce all to an amorphous paste - this is the way of universal salvation.
Oneness! Non-duality! Ah, a holy yes to cosmic banality!
Everyone is equal - all is one! Let's bring about our liberal utopia, so everyone can have some fun!
Fun, fun, fun! Ah, yes - so much fun! Well except for you primitive conservative! I just want to take away your gun!
I will use warfare through memes in order to contradict that which I despise with a passion: the genes!
I disregard any talk about natural selection effecting human behavior. Havn't I told you before? Humans are NOT part of nature!
I abhor the senses with a passion. And believe that our highest virtue should be universal compassion.
I disregard my manhood and embrace emasculation! Hurrah! Hurrah! For societal feminization!
I am a modern.
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