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PostSubject: worst movie ever made. Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:26 pm

Now, normally I don't post in forums anymore, but this movie was so profoundly bad I simply had no choice but to share.

This movie was so terrible that I couldn't even remember the name of it. The name of the movie is "Call me by your Name" (which is ironic, since I could not remember the name of the movie.)

It is the most profoundly boring movie ever made. It is a story about a gay couple. But the movie litterally has no plot to it whatsoever. The main character, plays a bisexual teenage boy who is so masculine, he literally has no emotions whatsoever, until the ending scene, where he finally cries. But while he was crying, I did not cry. I literally felt nothing. Absolutely nothing. It felt like my brain was disassociating from the movie.

This movie is the exact opposite of My Little Pony. Instead of emotional, talkative girls, we get a bunch of emotionless, silent teenage boys. Instead of emotional uplift and catharsis, we get meaninglessness.

This movie is the exact opposite of Shakespeare. Instead of drama, we get a flatline.

Basically, imagine Star Wars episode 4 (the first starwars), but instead of Darth Vader being in the movie, or any kind of conflict, we just get Luke living on a farm in the desert, wanting to date his sister because it's taboo. And the entire movie, is about farming on the desert, trying to date his sister. And then you'd get "Call me by your name", except it would actually be better than that movie, because Mark Hamill actually has emotions, and farming.

This movie is worse than the Room, because at least the Room was funny. This movie is basically the Room, a terrible romantic movie with no plot, but completely, and totally unfunny.


my views on the jews.
I don't hate the jews, I don't hate gays. The only jews I hate are zionist jews. The only gays I hate are the ones who shame me for lusting after women. But while I was watching this movie, this movie was undoubtedly about a family of jews. And I actually felt incredibly sorry for the jews and their lifestyle. It felt hollow, vapid, and without character. It's like, how could you be that rich, and yet have such an empty life.

I actually started to wonder if this movie was mad by a homophobic nazi, because this movie was So bad and it made the jews look so boring. I started to wonder if this movie was a trojan horse, meant to test Who really liked this movie, in order so that they could be culled.




the good things about this movie
this movie had very good visuals, and a pretty good soundtrack. but there are so many narcissists in america who are delusional and think that this movie is genius. I am an actual genius, i have a high iq but I dont believe in IQ tests really, they are rigged by autistic Mensa guys. An iq test is simply a puzzle game, it would like me telling you I am smarter than you because I can beat tomb raider with no cheats. i believe most people have a specialized intelligence. For instance i have a couple friends who are in many ways not as smart as me, but is a genius at mechanical things and is better at being a mechanic than me, even though i could make a computer world using math they would never understand. And even though i could make a computer world, i maybe probably could not get a job as a professional coder, because I know some things about math, art and logic, but I dont know that much about computer architecture, multi-cores or networking that much.

now the point i am trying to say is, there are many delusional people out there, who see an artsy-fartsy movie, which has good graphics and sound, and say it is a genius movie, because it makes them feel like a genius. No it is not enough to just feel like a genius. To be a genius you have to actually be a pro at logic. To be a genius you have to beat challenging videogames and puzzles. You cant just sit and watch fancy artsy Italian artwork and tell me that makes you a genius, did you even build the buildings or even draw the artwork yourself?

So basically, my friend says to me, this movie is so intelligent, and i dont like the movie because i am dumb. so i tell them, "you are partially right, after watching this movie, my iq has dropped 3 points". Like it is litterally a movie about nothing, just empty with barely even any lines. and they call this an intellectual movie? Seriously? It is a movie about a horny bisexual teenager who gets laid easily because he is a rich jew. Like, it has no plot or drama of any kind. What is so intelligent about it? its about a horny teenager, who gets laid easily. There is hardly even any talking in the movie, mostly empty space. Wtf how is that intelligent at all? Is a fucking porno a genius movie? Is watching paint dry intelligent? People are fucking insane. All the critics have gone insane, I am the only legitimate critic anymore.


Now, I used to be an LGBT activist, I wanted gay rights and all that shit. But after watching this movie, I can actually kind of empathize with you guys. Thats why I think this movie was actually a trojan horse, made by someone who is not actually gay. Because this movie made me litterally understand the word degenerate in the same manner as you do. It's like, these rich jews who just never talk or say anything, soul suckingly boring. And its like, they never had any hardship or trauma to nut up or anything. It's just so mind numbling serene. It is actually worse than that Transparent show, because at least the jews in Transparent still have anger and human emotions. It is the same soul sucking vapidity of Transparent, but multiplied x10. And no i dont hate all jews, i actually have a couple of jew friends, like I said I think this movie was just made by somebody to make jews look bad. Like if 92% of society thinks this living Pile of Shit movie is good, maybe society really is completely, totally degenerate. The movie is just soulless, characters with no character.

I wonder if this movie is actually, secretly intelligent, meant to demonstrate the metaphor of a world of garden of eden, and how mind numbingly boring it would be without the Devil giving us character building.

After watching the first 15 minutes, I thought this movie was going to go somewhere, because the kid was a musical genius, and i thought they were going to repeat the music motif later on in the movie, exposing his genius as an underappreciated musical artist. But the music motif was litterally just dumped 1/3 of the way in. His musical genius was never explored later in the movie as a character arc or plotsubstance. It was like, the person who wrote this movie just litterally forgot about it or just didn't care. He was like, "I am going to fool so many people into thinking this is a great movie, by making it look artsy fartsy and putting a rich mansion in it surrounded by beautiful nature and scenery. Then im gonna put taboo sex in it to make people think it's some kind of intellectual, anarchist masterpiece. I am going to spend so much money on the highest quality camera, to sucker people into it. But the beauty part is, I don't have to pay much money, other than to rent the camera and I don't have to pay any money for the mansion because it belongs to a rich friend of mine. And the other beauty part is, the less effort I put into the script, the more these delusional people will think the script is an intellectual masterpiece. Less is more. Also, this is a double bonus because the less words people have to say, the easier it is to act, so I dont even have to hire big budget actors to create an illusion that people have to act. Even better is, the triple bonus is, I can make the main character as emotionless as possible, so I dont have to pay anyone who can actually act, I can just find some cute kid and not even worry about whether or not he can act, since the main thing that sells the movie is how good-looking he is."

Basically, this was a low-budget movie with the bare minimum effort put into it, made to look as an illusion of some kind of intellectual masterpiece. It was a shameless cash grab riding on the Gay Wave to see how many people would flock to the theatre to support gay rights. A shameless, calculated cash grab to prey on people who want to believe they are intellectuals.




It is actually very disturbing this movie got a 92% on rotten tomatoes. If I had any faith in humanity, it would be lost now. How mindless can you be to think this is not only a good movie, but something that is truly great?

now, this movie is the worst Hollywood movie ever made, but there are some foreign movies that are worse than this.
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PostSubject: Re: worst movie ever made. Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:44 pm

Did you try connecting to the esoteric message by changing some of the terms used?

It works for most degenerates.
Instead of thinking of the guy wanting to 'date" his "sister" if you are creative you can replace the words 'date' with a more mystically defined word, like 'love'....and then give the word 'sister' a mystical meaning only you and a few artsy-farsty types can understand, because you are so brilliant and deep.  
It's all about perspective, and perspective is about altering the meaning of word, or replacing them with inappropriate ones and then justify the replacement with some pretentious bullshyte that hides how utterly idiotic, and how needy you are.
Just saying.
Have you not learned nothing on ILP?

Wanna debate god, as the shared dogma defines the word?
Let's invent a concept and then spend weeks arguing if it is real or not.
What about 'love'....wanna get into a year long conversation over nonsense and then agree to disagree so that our time wasted can be justified with a Democratic compromise?
Isn't it all subjective?
Give mental masturbation a try....it might relax you, and give you joy.

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PostSubject: Re: worst movie ever made. Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:12 am

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Satyr wrote:
SatyrDid you try connecting to the esoteric message by changing some of the terms used?
Could not figure out what the message was. Plot summary is, horny bisexual teenage boy does nothing all summer but fuck around. Starts off straight, but turns gay. The other bicurious guy loses interest in being gay towards the end of the movie, and ends up dumping him for a woman. Basically, its a movie about nothing. There are no plot twists. There are no suspense. There is no drama. There is no catharsis. There is no content. There is nothing other than a couple of emotionless, awkward and cringey romantic scenes.



satyr wrote:
It works for most degenerates.
Instead of thinking of the guy wanting to 'date" his "sister" if you are creative you can replace the words 'date' with a more mystically defined word, like 'love'....and then give the word 'sister' a mystical meaning only you and a few artsy-farsty types can understand, because you are so brilliant and deep.  
It's all about perspective, and perspective is about altering the meaning of word, or replacing them with inappropriate ones and then justify the replacement with some pretentious bullshyte that hides how utterly idiotic, and how needy you are.
Just saying.
I know the feeling. One time a girl dumped me because she told me I needed to prove I loved her. After a 5 hour conversation, she dumped me after deciding that mine and her's definition of love disagreed.


Satyr wrote:
Have you not learned nothing on ILP?
Basically yes, I've learned basically nothing. Same as the education system for 20 years. Although I feel my time on ILP has made me more wise, cold and jaded than before.


Satyr wrote:
Wanna debate god, as the shared dogma defines the word?
Let's invent a concept and then spend weeks arguing if it is real or not.
What about 'love'....wanna get into a year long conversation over nonsense and then agree to disagree so that our time wasted can be justified with a Democratic compromise?
Isn't it all subjective?
Give mental masturbation a try....it might relax you, and give you joy.
Such endeavors are a waste of time.
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