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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Fri Sep 20, 2013 8:08 am


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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Sun Sep 22, 2013 4:38 pm

The atheistic fag in the initial video is an embarrassment to the Atheist community haha !

And kudos to the Jew.
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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Mon Sep 23, 2013 10:57 am



An example of the ideal, the mythological, the mystical, coming across the real, the pragmatic, the obvious.
This old-moron is so overtaken by his own bullshit that he accepts a challenge which results in both he and his delusions becoming exposed to the harshness of reality.

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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:18 am

Great little clip you selected there, Satyr. I always enjoy watching Idealism get its ass kicked by Realism.

And I wonder how in the fuck that ancient bastard managed to get all those ' disciples ' to go along with his mystical force BS? Maybe disciples they were ( in the religious sense ).
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I know this is a music video, but it's comedic. Classic Christopher Walken.
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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Fri Sep 27, 2013 10:07 pm

Ha!!
So much injustice in that clip.
What about the rights of the bunny?
Did anyone notify the police and report that falcon, or whatever it was?

That's what happens when you raise a creature to be domestic, cute, and fluffy, and then you release them into reality that just ...does ...not ...give ...a shit!!!
Did the feminists and the MRA hear about this event?
The bunny exploited, and expendable.
Who will tell its mommy?

Describe this to one of these, bleeding heart, motherly, imbeciles and you'll be called a Nazi, authoritarian, a bunny hater.
Aren't humans exempt from this intolerable possibility?

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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Sun Sep 29, 2013 12:52 am

These are priceless. I remained in a constant state of disbelief/awe.





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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Sun Sep 29, 2013 1:19 am

And the Conservatives ain't to far behind either.

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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Sun Sep 29, 2013 11:49 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Mon Sep 30, 2013 5:47 am

There Will Be Blood, there might be blood, but then again, you never know.

"I do not exhort you to work but to battle; I do not exhort you to peace but to victory. May your work be a battle; may your peace be a victory." -TSZ - maybe in response to a former employer:

"I do not exhort you to battle but to work; I do not exhort you to leisure but to time off the clock. May your battles be at work; may your leisure be off the clock."

"Humans think they are free, conscious beings, when in truth they are deluded animals." (And with the exception of buyers' markets, are very expensive.)
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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Fri Oct 04, 2013 12:09 pm

My favorite of Satyr's youtube comedy series. Laughing 




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'It's the differences, of which there are none, which make the sameness... exceptional! '

Right??
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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:40 pm

Dat real poetry biatches.
She keepin' it real, like only few can know.

Dat art, ya know what I mean?

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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:50 pm

Mannequin, that vid was hilarious haha.
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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Mon Oct 07, 2013 9:29 pm

Here is something else that people may find funny.



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I personally don't, but also most of the guys on my block look exactly this!
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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Tue Oct 29, 2013 5:01 pm

If you know to underlying context then this is pretty hilarious. The amount of self hate in advocating extinction in the pursuit of ending white privilege is baffling; that is at 14:50.

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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:12 pm

What can I say... If you ain't tunning in you're missing out.







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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:41 am

Man I'm going to miss the R-type environment.





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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Sun Dec 01, 2013 5:46 pm

Old internet joke...


Hu’s on First
by James Sherman


(We take you now to the Oval Office.)


George: Condi! Nice to see you.What’s happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That’s what I want to know.

Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.

George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow’s name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whadd’ya asking me for?

Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That’s the man’s name.

George: That’s whose name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader

of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the

Middle East.

Condi: That’s correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No,sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No,sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of

China. Get me the Secretary-General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

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George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don’t want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.

And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at

the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the

phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we

should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get

Chinese food in the Middle East?

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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:20 am

I want to thank Advocatus Diaboli for making me aware of this guy.  

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http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2013/dec/15/meet-the-co-parents-modern-families

Just in case you reading this shit makes your eyes bleed or your blood boil this excerpt will sum it all up:

Sabrina wanted a baby, but was a single gay woman. Kam wanted a baby, but was – is – in love with Martin, a man who didn't want a child in his life 24/7. (Martin is very much part of Zaide's life now, though.) And Kirsty wanted a child, too, but didn't want to carry one. All of them were a piece short of the jigsaw (COULD YOU TELL?!). So while Sabrina and Kirsty met in the conventional way, Kam and Sabrina – Zaide's biological parents – went on to the internet to find each other with the sole intention of having a child. With Zaide about to turn four, in January they are going to try for a second child.

 lol! Here's to these happy, healthy people!
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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Fri Jan 31, 2014 5:10 pm

"Mah Keedz"
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There Will Be Blood wrote:

Looks like Ghost needs that app...

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