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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:29 am

Pity party X-treme: http://microaggressions.com/

Some of the posts on the site have got to be trolls, but who the hell knows with all the freak shows out there? Suspect

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“Kaitlyn sure can kick good for a girl.”

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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:41 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:29 pm

One more negro displaying that mind which is nothing more than the equal to all others.

Let us consider but one "argument" before we retire in shame:

"If we evolved from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys?"

And then the shared myth:
"This is a free country..."
"It is."

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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:21 pm


One man's passionate search for truth has led him to a startling conclusion.





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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:16 pm

Are Niggers so much different than Caucasian?
I let reality decide.

Where, the fuck, is their civilization?
All these monkeys can do is resort to claiming ancient Egypt as their own.

But besides these conflicts based on ignorance, let us allow the present to decide...shall we?
Do these niggers offer anything of value...anything at all?

Now bitches - that's what I call this brand of female - has attached herself to this animal nature.....so be it.
Let animals fuck, cavort, socialize, with animals.
This is a war, motherfuckers,. and this means children and females are but collateral damage.


Time for hiding...awaiting the right time.

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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Thu Nov 24, 2011 5:51 am

When is the right time?

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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Thu Nov 24, 2011 6:33 pm

When the system begins to crumble and institutions begin to lose control.

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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Sat Nov 26, 2011 5:01 pm

So you're speaking in terms of centuries or millennia.

Should one not then strive to create a legacy which will be at the right place at the right time?

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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Sat Nov 26, 2011 5:48 pm

Yes....a secret legacy, if you will.

The way things are going we might be talking about a century.

Then there's the possibility of new frontiers.
Immediately the rules of the game change.
No need to tolerate imbeciles or pretend that they are worthy of your respect and tolerance and, God forbid, your love.

The break will be along mimetic lines, or if you wish to use another term it will be along "spiritual" lines, as the fragmentation is already occurring.

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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:50 pm


Eminent philosopher discusses relationships, god, evolution, and the moral barometer.


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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:20 pm

Nature (part 1)

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Nature (part 1)

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Geniuses

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Repression

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Be Fruitful and Multiply

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Pleasure

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God's Image

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Satan

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Offensiveness

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God's Blunders

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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:59 am

Are these our modern day philosophers?





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Two of the greatest thinkers of our generation come together on a rare occasion to discuss the seed that
exists within each and every one of us in this emotionally charged and intellectually stimulating discourse.


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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:17 pm

Maybe he means that he wishes to impregnate them with his own.

Negro "philosophy" at its best.

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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Fri Dec 23, 2011 2:07 pm


Look how cute he is. How could you resist buying one of his books?



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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:39 am

Nelson At Trafalgar 2011




Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy."

Hardy: "Aye, aye sir."


Nelson: "Hold on, this isn't what I dictated to Flags. What's the

meaning of this?"


Hardy: "Sorry sir?"


Nelson (reading aloud): England expects every person to do his or her

duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious

persuasion or disability.' - What gobbledygook is this for God's sake?"


Hardy: "Admiralty policy, I'm afraid, sir. We're an equal opportunities

employer now. We had the devil's own job getting "England " past the

censors, least it be considered racist."



Nelson: "Gadzooks, Hardy. Hand me my pipe and tobacco."



Hardy: "Sorry sir. All naval vessels have now been designated

smoke-free working environments."


Nelson: "In that case, break open the rum ration. Let us splice the

main brace to steel the men before battle."


Hardy: "The rum ration has been abolished, Admiral. Its part of the

Government's policy on binge drinking."


Nelson: "Good heavens, Hardy. I suppose we'd better get on with it full

speed ahead."


Hardy: "I think you'll find that there's a 4 knot speed limit in this

stretch of water."


Nelson: "Damn it man! We are on the eve of the greatest sea battle in

history. We must advance with all dispatch. Report from the crow's

nest, please."


Hardy: "That won't be possible, sir."


Nelson: "What?"


Hardy: "Health and Safety have closed the crow's nest, sir. No harness;

and they said that rope ladders don't meet regulations. They won't let

anyone up there until proper scaffolding can be erected."



Nelson: "Then get me the ship's carpenter without delay, Hardy.."


Hardy: "He's busy making a wheelchair access to the foredeck

Admiral."


Nelson: "Wheelchair access? I've never heard anything so absurd."


Hardy: "Health and safety again, sir. We have to provide a barrier-

free environment for the differently abled."


Nelson: "Differently abled? I've only one arm and one eye and I refuse

even to hear mention of the word. I didn't rise to the rank of admiral

by playing the disability card."


Hardy: "Actually, sir, you did. The Royal Navy is under- represented in

the areas of visual impairment and limb deficiency."


Nelson: "Whatever next? Give me full sail. The salt spray beckons."


Hardy: "A couple of problems there too, sir. Health and safety won't

let the crew up the rigging without hard hats. And they don't want

anyone breathing in too much salt - haven't you seen the adverts?"



Nelson: "I've never heard such infamy. Break out the cannon and tell

the men to stand by to engage the enemy."



Hardy: "The men are a bit worried about shooting at anyone, Admiral."



Nelson: "What? This is mutiny!"



Hardy: "It's not that, sir. It's just they're afraid of being

charged with murder if they actually kill anyone. There are a couple of

legal-aid lawyers on board, watching everyone like hawks."



Nelson: "Then how are we to sink the Frenchies and the Spanish?"



Hardy: "Actually, sir, we're not."



Nelson: "We're not?"



Hardy: "No, sir. The French and the Spanish are our European partners

now. According to the Common Fisheries Policy, we shouldn't even be in

this stretch of water. We could get hit with a claim for compensation."



Nelson: "But you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil."



Hardy: "I wouldn't let the ship's diversity coordinator hear you saying

that sir. You'll be up on disciplinary report."



Nelson: "You must consider every man an enemy, who speaks ill of your

King."



Hardy: "Not any more, sir. We must be inclusive in this multicultural

age. Now put on your Kevlar vest; it's the rules. It could save your life"



Nelson: "Don't tell me - Health and Safety. Whatever happened to rum,

sodomy and the lash?"



Hardy: As I explained, sir, rum is off the menu! And there's a ban on

corporal punishment."



Nelson: "What about homosexuality?"



Hardy: "I believe that is now legal, sir."



Nelson: "In that case................... kiss me, Hardy."

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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Wed Apr 04, 2012 8:43 pm

D.H.Lawrence.

To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned

"The feelings I don't have I don't have.
The feelings I don't have, I won't say I have.
The felings you say you have, you don't have.
The feelings you would like us both to have, we
neither of us have.
The feelings people ought to have, they never have.
If people say they've got feelings, you may be pretty
sure they haven't got them
So if you want either of us to feel anything at all
you'd better abandon all idea of feelings altogether."


Wild Things in Captivity

"Wild things in captivity
while they keep their own wild purity
won't breed, they mope, they die.

All men are in captivity,
active with captive activity,
and the best won't breed, though they don't know why.

The great cage of our domesticity
kills sex in a man, the simplicity
of desire is distorted and twisted awry.

And so, with bitter perversity,
gritting against the great adversity,
they young ones copulate, hate it, and want to cry.

Sex is a state of grace.
In a cage it can't take place.
Break the cage then, start in and try."


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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:50 pm

Lyssa wrote:
D.H.Lawrence.

The great cage of our domesticity
kills sex in a man, the simplicity
of desire is distorted and twisted awry.

And so, with bitter perversity,
gritting against the great adversity,
they young ones copulate, hate it, and want to cry.

Sex is a state of grace.
In a cage it can't take place.
Break the cage then, start in and try.

Isn't this beautiful?

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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:36 am

Yes, and sadly persecuted for his anti-feminist views as a Pornographer.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._H._Lawrence

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Devolution of Philosophy:


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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:49 pm

Ha!!!!

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He be one edumucated Negra....

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Mmm..... crispy.

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PostSubject: Re: Satyr's Comedy Corner Thu Jul 26, 2012 1:06 am

I don't find that guy funny at all. Kinda reminds me of Colbert. Left-wing fella mocking the right while smirking at his audience of hollering goons. Too obviously taking sides politically.

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