I thought this was a place of philosophy. Silly me.
It is a place of drama.

Aw, you poor aspiring intellectuals. You just can't seem to shed that damn humanity from your matters can you?


Lucky me, I love drama.

d63tark wrote:

Actually, you and IV have inspired me:

I'm imagining this weird absurdist play:

You as a cantankerous old man hobbled over your soup and IV as the young wife who was basically sold to you in all her voluptuous beauty.

She complains, boldly, about her boredom, while you respond

Thereby creating the same surreal dialogue you 2 engage on here.

Throughout the dialogue, the 2 of you cycle back and forth between a kind of weird harmony and discordant hostility.

At one point, you start choking your soup and IV darts towards you.

You, while still choking, utter the one coherent statement at that point:

Dammit woman, as if your soup won’t kill me soon enough, you have to lay your hands on me. You need to stop thinking like a man and start acting like a woman. This ignites the biggest fight so far.

Then, to add a kind of postmodern plot point, a guy shows up to take care of some official business.

The thing is: this guy talks in the same language everyone else does.

As he sits there listening to the 2 of you, he realizes, in shock, that he doesn’t understand a damn thing you’re saying.

Finally, in the climax of the play, he goes into a monologue that is much like the dialogue between you and IV, but more comprehensible.

Dude pull some of this forum together and make a play.... or a book or something...that sounds neat as fuck man...

Σατυρ wrote:

Why is it that you are beginning to sound like a British bitch?

You tell me. If yours is the impression, yours should be the explanation.

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What intellectuals, dear? [/quote]
None that I can see. Aspirations at best.
Maybe it's the pretentiousness that I keep being splashed with every time I open a thread. These stains are tough to remove, you know?

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Only a bunch of guys and girls exchanging opinions.

You make it sound so quaint. You adorable people, you.

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Try posting one that has nothing to do with personalities.

Oh, do you have a problem with me taking an interest in personalities? I thought you would relate to that.

I know I have taken part in this because of the assumptions I made on your old pic. But I also know that I was wrong. I admit that now. I screwed up based on a faulty interpretation. And I would argue that a lot of men on here have made a similar mistake.

Σατυρ wrote:

The envy is almost visible, boy.
I think you have a lifetime of frustration to make up for.

He's so old and so dull.

Not even any imagination.

Perfectly average.