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PostSubject: If Intellectuals had Written Genesis: Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:56 pm

Adam and Eve would have scarfed down the apple,

swiped their chin,

and said:

That was good. Can I have another?







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PostSubject: Re: If Intellectuals had Written Genesis: Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:32 am

They would still be sitting in the garden, pondering on the nature of the apple.
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PostSubject: Re: If Intellectuals had Written Genesis: Tue Sep 20, 2011 12:00 am

Actually, another good take on it. It would certainly seem a reasonable alternative.

That was pretty good, phon.

Thanks for the chuckle I got out of it.
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PostSubject: Re: If Intellectuals had Written Genesis: Tue Sep 20, 2011 2:30 am

d63tark wrote:
Adam and Eve would have scarfed down the apple,

swiped their chin,

and said:

That was good. Can I have another?








Neat. I like it. Smile

Afterwards Adam would of smacked the bitch Eve down to the ground in which he would have got her naked body on all fours so that he could fuck her doggy style.

Eve probally orgasmed the word 'God' all over the place as Adam thrusted his cock into her repeatively.

'God' probally blushed many times.

Adam probally thought of Eve as much more submissive than that other bitch Lilith he had to deal with.

'God' took care of her and Adam smiled upon her timely death.

And so 'God' watched Adam fucking the shit out of Eve on all fours in doggy style position within the jungle garden of Eden to which he said to himself all is good in the neighborhood.

If I'm not mistaken you can find that on page three of the book of genesis in large bold print.

If everybody would like to procede on we can get to the part where David rapes his royal concubines.

That's one of my favorite parts of the whole book.



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PostSubject: Re: If Intellectuals had Written Genesis: Tue Sep 20, 2011 2:50 am

How do you do missionary with the chick in all fours?
I'm trying to picture this, honestly.
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PostSubject: Re: If Intellectuals had Written Genesis: Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:01 am

phoneutria wrote:
How do you do missionary with the chick in all fours?
I'm trying to picture this, honestly.

I'm glad you asked my hot pole dancing Brazilian.

You are a stripper, right? Did I misinterpret your dancing profession?

At any rate I would like to see you dance sometime.

Would you do a personal performance for me? Your not old and ugly, are you?

Anyhow a naked woman on all fours is a bitch or woman depending on your favorite descriptive references bended over on her knees with her elbows touching the ground as well.

What is missing after that?

All that missing is a cock to pluck that wet moist smooth pussy behind her.

That would be a excellent time for the nice in and out.

Voila, there you have it a bitch on all fours where doggy style is the place to be.

Any questions? We could go for a step by step analysis if you would like.

Do I make you horny?


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PostSubject: Re: If Intellectuals had Written Genesis: Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:27 am

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PostSubject: Re: If Intellectuals had Written Genesis: Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:30 am

phoneutria wrote:
Here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5yJS9mcEc8

Lame.

So, when am I going to see that big Brazilian ass and tits do some dancing for me?
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PostSubject: Re: If Intellectuals had Written Genesis: Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:31 am

(missionary is front facing)
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PostSubject: Re: If Intellectuals had Written Genesis: Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:42 am

phoneutria wrote:
(missionary is front facing)

Oh, dear!


You know missionary and doggy style are my favorite either way so I tend to get them confused together sometimes.

I bet your more of a on top type of gal, aren't you?
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