Jester's antiphilosophical investigations

I will turn to this topic various thoughts of mine from day to day.

The new form of spiritualism

People still are saying the Internet is not real. But neuroscience says otherwise, the Internet isn't just real but it's also producing a real change in our brains. Our old way of thinking through contemplation and introspection products of a long memory are being replaced by a multitasking ability to skim and search for information which the Internet provides fast and easy.

We as cybernauts are indeed a new form of religious monks, for we are detaching ourselves from our bodies like the ascetics of old religions and we are connecting to a space, a different forum of being. The Internet is our collective being in which we are incorporeal, weak-memory atoms that are all dependent on others. The followers of facebook, the users of youtube, we forget fast and we learn fast, since everything is going fast, without wanting to, we create the superstars on the Internet, from people to products. It all becomes a matter of the collective.

We are both followers and clergy of this new spiritual real called the Internet. This is the American Dream mixed with the Nirvana. It is a communion of information spirits. There are no human animals on the internet. We are all souls, egos. The Internet has managed to do what Christianity could never achieve. It has created both the community of souls without material husks and also invent souls. It has given modern people the religious non-religious institution which can make them all free wondering spirits. A fantastical achievement made possible only through the technology of the Internet which is itself nonpersonal and also personal. It is a perfect Christian God for it is Human while not being Human at the same time. It is Human become it comprises of Human spirits which it invented and also Nonhuman because it is a technological web.

The fleeting memories which we program into ourselves as we delve deeper into the experience of the Internet gives us the escape from our horrible lives. Along side with it's incorporeality, we become blissful spirits, and by that I mean ignorant, cyberspirits.

Transhumanists says they can offer us something more, eternity through uploading our minds into non-biological objects. Imagine if we would have our minds uploaded on the Internet, that would be an even more blissful utopia. As Christ rising to the Heavens we could rise to the web, floating at the speed of light through all the immaterial space filled with endless books, porn, spam, etc.

I have managed in a few minutes to produce a more genuine idea than has RU tried in all the hours he stalks and posts on this forum

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I love how the midget keeps sending me PMs. Like he is watching me like a test subject haha.

The Internet is a glorified filing cabinet. Raising it above that reeks of inadequacy.