Last week I drove my friend to Ottawa where he had a scholarship at McMasters. Classics. He had rented a pad, but did not sign a lease. Now he wants out, to pursue his rock'n'roll career.
I had to stay overnight in his small room and then load up the van early in the morning before the landlord woke up, and get the hell out of town. We picked up some weed and a bottle of Grey Goose.
His neighbors came over. Two hot chicks who are also students. We smoked up and drank for hours. We banged them side by side.
It was funny, my foot kept touching his and he would freak out.
We barely managed to wake-up around 5 in the morning. No harm done, and it was all fun.
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Hrodeberto
Gender : Posts : 1318 Join date : 2014-07-14 Age : 37 Location : Spaces
My boy is coming over in a hour or so. He gave me some stock tips a while back because I had stepped in when he was about to get stabbed at a club we were in.
One of them stock broker types.
Made me a few thousand, so I'm grateful. Paid the lease, for a few months, on the Beemer I was driving at the time.
Anyway, this dude is from a well to do family. Mother is a professor at some college, and his dad owns a car dealership. Invited me over a few times. Me and his mom hit it off. We had a few drinks she became tipsy; I, as usual, sober and cool.
In her late fifties but well kept, you know what I mean?
She gave me a hand-job under the dinner table, during dessert. Her husband across from me, my friend and his fiance on the side. I could barely keep the mile-feuille from spitting out of my mouth. Don't know how she got rid of my cum from her fingers.
They invited me to Whistler for a ski vacation, later on. All expenses paid, of course. Turned them down. Dangerous situation.
My boy still doesn't know a thing.
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Satyr Daemon
Gender : Posts : 37224 Join date : 2009-08-24 Age : 58 Location : Hyperborea
My friends think I am too humble for my own good. Given who and what I am, they cannot understand why I am so low key.
Can't explain why I am how I am and why others respond to me in the way that they do, all that I do know is that I am enjoying every minute of it. If I were to exploit my appeal I would have half the province populated by my offspring.
But I am humble, you see.
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Satyr Daemon
Gender : Posts : 37224 Join date : 2009-08-24 Age : 58 Location : Hyperborea
An ex girlfriend that I once met in a strip club, once described my penis as a bottle of Ice Wine. Long, hard and resistant to heat.
I almost made her faint the first time I screwed her. We had to take a break for her to splash some water on her face.
For months afterward she hounded me. Kept sending me gifts. Bottles of expensive scotch, a new car, flowers in a golden flask, her bank account and PIN number.... Wanted me to marry her.
Told her that this man still needs to do some living. The world can only handle one of me.
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Satyr Daemon
Gender : Posts : 37224 Join date : 2009-08-24 Age : 58 Location : Hyperborea
On the summer of 1999 I was returning from the Cote D'Azure where I had spent six months in the care of my, by then, ex boss. She wanted to thank me for the money I had made for her, selling cars to losers. I knew, of course, what she was up to, but I did not resist the opportunity to exploit her in many ways. The coast of France was amazing.
By the end of the six months I had become weary of her. I also resented how she kept me on a short leash, preventing me from banging all the waitresses that came on to me in every cafe.
During our last dinner at the Bouche D'Elan I broke up with her and quit my job. Just got up and left, leaving her with the bill.
On the flight home I started a conversation with the stewardess. Told her my story. She invited me to stay at her place until I found a new job.
One year later I left.
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Satyr Daemon
Gender : Posts : 37224 Join date : 2009-08-24 Age : 58 Location : Hyperborea
May of 1998, I'm invited to my friend's wedding. Ex JTF-2 member. I almost got in if not for that chick from Yale that gave me the mumps.
I had helped him out of a jam with his then girlfriend and a nasty custody battle. Poor guy almost dropped out of the special forces then.
Real classy affair, full of ex military and special ops dudes. He's holding it on his parent's property on the outskirts of Victoria B.C. Nice view of the Rockies.
Half way through we hear some loud noise from outside, on the street. Bunch of drunk American sailors. They were there for some neighborhood girl.
We ask politely, real Canadian like, for them to keep quiet, because we have a wedding going on inside. They become American obnoxious, and loud. You know the kind...you bump into them on vacation in Europe: fat, stupid loud, ignorant, vulgar...you know the American kind I'm talking about. All trash talk and no substance.
One word leads to the other and we have a brawl. Needless to say we wipe the streets with their arses. One guy was so beat-up he woke up the next day and didn't know how he got there and where he was. Had to take him to the hospital, and our public health care system.
He was declared AWOL, from what I heard. Don't know what happened to him.
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Satyr Daemon
Gender : Posts : 37224 Join date : 2009-08-24 Age : 58 Location : Hyperborea
Going to Thailand was no big deal, coming back nearly killed me.
On the way there I was all jacked up on rum and roofies. Banged a chick in the next seat - mile high club member I became. Bitch wanted to keep in touch back home. I wasn't interested. She kept brushing her teeth on my cock-head, and I hate it when bitches do that. Blew my load on her hair. That was funny. She had to spend an hour in the lavatory trying to clean up.
I was there with my boy, Chuck. He is into young boys, but who am I to judge. He was on some sex-tourism thing.
I was there because he wanted me to help him with the luggage and offered to pay for my airfare. After we landed I did my best with his baggage and then I never saw him again. Heard he got arrested and spent a month in Thai jail.
I spent a week in this nice quiet island resort Koh Sichang with a Thai girl I met in Bangkok. An appropriate name, considering what she did to me.
Asian pussy is tight.
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Satyr Daemon
Gender : Posts : 37224 Join date : 2009-08-24 Age : 58 Location : Hyperborea
His pheromones have been known to make young women experience spontaneous menopause. An entire nation in Africa declared itself celibate when he came of age. It is reported that the female occupants of an entire club became lesbians when he entered it. If it were not for him flattering himself continuously he would receive no praise. A prestigious university converted to a convent when he applied to be a student there.
He is the world dullest man-child.
Stay single my friends.
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Satyr Daemon
Gender : Posts : 37224 Join date : 2009-08-24 Age : 58 Location : Hyperborea
Few years ago I was walking along the rocky coast of Monemvasia Greece. Real hot day. I suddenly see a real dark person...not tanned but black. A girl. She stood out.
Sit next to her pretending to be reading a book. She sees that its an English one: Aristotle.
She asks me what I'm reading so we begin to talk. I find out she's there with her Greek boyfriend. they met in Birmingham England where he's a student. They're having trouble. His friends speak Greek excluding her from the conversations. Might be because she's black.
They had a fight over it. Next day they are going on a field-trip and she does not want to go. I tell her that if she doesn't I can meet heart the same spot the next day. Then I take a plunge toweled off and returned to my hotel room.
Next morning I return to the same beech. I'm not sure she'll be there, but she is. A black beauty in the sunlight. We spend the entire day together. Her boyfriend and his friends are coming back the next day.
She invites me to sleep over in their room, on their bed.
Ha! Fucked her good. My first black girl.
Next day she and her boyfriend had left. Never saw her again. She gave me her e-mail address but I didn't bother.
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Satyr Daemon
Gender : Posts : 37224 Join date : 2009-08-24 Age : 58 Location : Hyperborea
When I was a teenager I was banging, and smoking weed, and getting drunk, so much that my parents thought I had a problem.
They forced me to see a shrink. Real hot number.
After four sessions she was blowing me in her office.
She recommended me to one of her male peers. Real stuffy prick. He had no idea what he was in for, trying to get into my head. After a month, or so, he had become my patient. Taught him how to chill and get laid more often. Also taught him to appreciate Rap music.
He was a changed man after me.
I later found out he gave up his practice and is living in Nepal.
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Satyr Daemon
Gender : Posts : 37224 Join date : 2009-08-24 Age : 58 Location : Hyperborea
I have my faults, of course, and I am the first to admit to them.
I am too nice, too honest. I am too ready to hide my genius with these fake posts that scream RETARD!!! I like making others feel comfortable, because I am intimidating.
My biggest fault is that I'm too generous. Too giving.
Hey, we all have things to deal with. Nobody's perfect.
If you feel insecure because I am living the good life, with my bitches and money, and indisputable charm, and my coke-bottle penis, and my 180 I.Q., don't be.
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Satyr Daemon
Gender : Posts : 37224 Join date : 2009-08-24 Age : 58 Location : Hyperborea
A good friend of mine once asked me why i do not teach a class in college.
I said... "Look here Dr. Pinker..." yes THE Dr. Pinker "....I have too much to do, with my bitches and jet-set lifestyle and the Hip-Hop label I'm currently trying to launch, maybe in a few years."
Steven is a good friend. "Pinky", I call him. He doesn't like it.
Once we got so drunk together he broke my tooth. Long story.
Part of the Blank Slate book was written based on my influence. Didn't want any mention of it. That's all I need now a bigger fan base to choose bitches from.
My cock is getting chaffed. Has this happens to any of you guys?
Once I had to be rushed to the hospital after breaking it. It happens when you are big down there. Most painful 3 months of my life. Went crazy not being able to blow my load.
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Satyr Daemon
Gender : Posts : 37224 Join date : 2009-08-24 Age : 58 Location : Hyperborea
I've been in jail a few times. I'm not proud of it, it is what it is.
Last time, 4 years ago, it was because this bitch I was living with for a year refused to return my Audemars Piguet Millenary wristwatch. I had left it on her drawer before we broke up.
I broke into her apartment, when she was at work at the strip-club, and took it back. Bitch called the cops on me, the next day.
In prison I am known as the blackest white man they know. In the showers I got that reputation. Cock-bottle they call me...that's why I use that metaphor.
It's funny...there was one black dude so small, down there, it was embarrassing. Nothing more sad than a black man with a below average dick.
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Satyr Daemon
Gender : Posts : 37224 Join date : 2009-08-24 Age : 58 Location : Hyperborea
He knows the names of ten different philosophers, and he's had beers with at least one He's sat through an entire Dawkins speech And he almost understood it He once was in the same bar as Dr. Dre On the same night He took a course in String Theory, and attended every class without once falling asleep Once he manipulated a bum out of his entire fortune: 10 bags of plastic bottles, and some used panties He's dismissed entire chapters of intellectual discourse, and settled upon street-cred as his defining moment of maturity
He's the world's most fascinating man-child
Stay stupid my friends
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Lyssa Har Har Harr
Gender : Posts : 8965 Join date : 2012-03-01 Location : The Cockpit
