Satyr's Comedy Corner

If you know to underlying context then this is pretty hilarious. The amount of self hate in advocating extinction in the pursuit of ending white privilege is baffling; that is at 14:50.

What can I say... If you ain't tunning in you're missing out.

Man I'm going to miss the R-type environment.

Old internet joke...


Hu’s on First
by James Sherman


(We take you now to the Oval Office.)


George: Condi! Nice to see you.What’s happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That’s what I want to know.

Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.

George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow’s name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whadd’ya asking me for?

Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That’s the man’s name.

George: That’s whose name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader

of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the

Middle East.

Condi: That’s correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No,sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No,sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of

China. Get me the Secretary-General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

conceptualizations

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don’t want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.

And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at

the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the

phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we

should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get

Chinese food in the Middle East?

I want to thank Advocatus Diaboli for making me aware of this guy.  

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2013/dec/15/meet-the-co-parents-modern-families

Just in case you reading this shit makes your eyes bleed or your blood boil this excerpt will sum it all up:

Sabrina wanted a baby, but was a single gay woman. Kam wanted a baby, but was – is – in love with Martin, a man who didn't want a child in his life 24/7. (Martin is very much part of Zaide's life now, though.) And Kirsty wanted a child, too, but didn't want to carry one. All of them were a piece short of the jigsaw (COULD YOU TELL?!). So while Sabrina and Kirsty met in the conventional way, Kam and Sabrina – Zaide's biological parents – went on to the internet to find each other with the sole intention of having a child. With Zaide about to turn four, in January they are going to try for a second child.

  Here's to these happy, healthy people!

"Mah Keedz"

There Will Be Blood wrote:

Looks like Ghost needs that app...

  



Someone, out there, must have been really hurt by my views.

But, at least, he captured the essence of my nature....my accent, and my views were precise.

That guy is totally confused. Seems to think you're some kind of postmodernist.

Meanwhile....

That 'postmodernist' combines two qualities which don't go well together.
He has the personality of a harpy but not the necessary social intelligence, nor self-restraint to take advantage of it.

Ha! I remember commenting on that dudes video. He quickly got butthurt and blocked me. You can still see his replies to my comments but mine have been deleted, wonder why...

On a sidenote, anyone know what happened to 0bviousAtheist? He had some decent content and was pretty funny...

If any of you guys remember the story of "Epic Beard Man".

*He was a vietnam veteran who beat down a black man who was running his mouth and tried to take a cheap shot at him.*

The Jew in all of her feminine glory.

That is one monstrosity of a woman....utterly de-feminized.

Anti-Gay Rhetoric linked with rising HIV levels

Because, really, its your hurtful words that do all the damage...