_________________ "I do not exhort you to work but to battle; I do not exhort you to peace but to victory. May your work be a battle; may your peace be a victory." -TSZ
Satyr Daemon
Gender : Posts : 37371 Join date : 2009-08-24 Age : 58 Location : Hyperborea
_________________ "I do not exhort you to work but to battle; I do not exhort you to peace but to victory. May your work be a battle; may your peace be a victory." -TSZ
Cold Weasel
Gender : Posts : 275 Join date : 2012-05-25 Age : 39 Location : East via West
This Manospambot might be the most annoyingly determined of all. Like DontGetMarriedBot, it is around to offer its always original, one size fits all advice: Go your own way ya dingus! Unlike regular MGTOWs who keep to themselves, MGTOWBot is like and Evangelical hanging around outside of substance abuse sessions, ready to pounce on the weak and disillusioned with their promise of riches and glory. The best part: No effort required!
Got rejected? Go your own way!
Game is hard? That’s why he’s going his own way!
Not meeting women’s standards? Ghost, motherfucker!
Captain of industry who is clearly not getting the rewards he deserves? Yeah I’m going Galt, bitches.
Nobody ever said shit was easy, but MGTOWBot thinks everything should have been handed to him on a platter. Women, success, you name it. He doesn’t want to improve, or try, or take any risks, so when the going gets hard… he jerks it off. Not content to wallow in his pussitis, he feels an incredible need to proselytize anyone that does or doesn’t pay him any attention, derailing comment threads with his Own Way Oaths.
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Finally, let’s take a look at the most retarded Manospambot out there: BetaBetaBetaBot. In all his infinite wisdom, glory, and game, he finds ways to deem just about everyone under the sun “beta”. Had a girlfriend? Beta. Been in love? Beta. Bought a girl a drink? Beta, regardless of outcome. Brad Pitt? Beta. Disagreed with the geographer? Beta.
Look, these guys wrote the Book of Alpha so don’t you fuck with them. They know way more than you about what constitutes a real fucking man, so shut your piehole cause you don’t know shit. Regardless of their definition of Alpha, nobody fits except them, so don’t get too depressed.
Not only are they gatekeepers to the Realm Of All That Is Alpha (And Obviously Isn’t), their game is off the charts, they’ve never fucked up, and they always know what you could have done better. The best part: They’ll let you know, repeatedly.
