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Aliens 'already exist on earth', Bulgarian scientists claim

Aliens from outer space are already among us on earth, say Bulgarian government scientists who claim they are already in contact with extraterrestrial life.





Work on deciphering a complex set of symbols sent to them is underway, scientists from the country's Space Research Institute said. They claim aliens are currently answering 30 questions posed to them. Lachezar Filipov, deputy director of the Space Research Institute of the Bulgarian Academy of Sciences, confirmed the research.

He said the centre's researchers were analysing 150 crop circles from around the world, which they believe answer the questions. "Aliens are currently all around us, and are watching us all the time," Mr Filipov told Bulgarian media. "They are not hostile towards us, rather, they want to help us but we have not grown enough in order to establish direct contact with them."

Mr Filipov said that even the seat of the Catholic church, the Vatican, had agreed that aliens existed.

He said humans were not going to be able to establish contact with the extraterrestrials through radio waves but through the power of thought. "The human race was certainly going to have direct contact with the aliens in the next 10 to 15 years," he said.
"Extraterrestrials are critical of the people's amoral behavior referring to the humans' interference in nature's processes."

The publication of the BAS researchers report concerning communicating with aliens comes in the midst of a controversy over the role, feasibility, and reform of the Bulgarian Academy of Sciences. Last week it lead to a heated debate between Bulgaria's Finance Minister, Simeon Djankov, and President Georgi Parvanov.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/bulgaria/6650677/Aliens-already-exist-on-earth-Bulgarian-scientists-claim.html

They're asking niggers, niggers, do they like being owned.

Bahahahahaha!

All one big spiritual family, united in the great secular humanist utopia. This is how christianity has mutated to fit the modern age.

Satyr wrote:

I'm sending this sorry Greek to Merkel. The last remains of his wiener will be made into a schnitzel.

The Nietzsche Family Circus


I never speak to the masses.

This makes me angry.

You should post this on PN.

They will love it.

Alright. It'll only be seen as evidence of mental instability/though- crime/hate/whatever, though.

You know what they're like; head in the sand, ass in the air and anus penetrated.

Yes...but that's what makes it funny.

apaosha wrote:

Isn't that incredible!

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Listen to the male Nigger.
"You wanna be a man? I'm gonna treat you like a man."

Your Daughter's A Slut - Funny Song




Funny Song - Your Son Is A Manwhore

Satyr wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/xMZu8It7NfQ

Listen to the male Nigger.
"You wanna be a man? I'm gonna treat you like a man."

It appears as though the uppercut knocked some sense into her and brought her back to reality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLIJpG8K-kg

"I was on Mortal Kombat... If something like that escalates I will just remove myself quickly..."



It looks like she hit him first and that's what set him off. She also spit in his face.
It's hard to tell from the video because of that person in the way.




Also he's 59 and she's 25. The full story:



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/12/bus-uppercut-punch-cleveland-driver-teen-girl-video-_n_1961527.html

This is what happens when generations are raised in a protective environments that teaches them not to fear and that they deserve something.

He was a Nigger, close to retirement...but imagine how many swallow their pride or must endure this harassment from imbeciles they can wipe the floor with or must run to the authorities like bitches and kids.

The Feminization of Man on display.

This is what modernity is doing to us.
No fear...no care; no care, no respect and no intelligence.
It's all tied....dumbing-down is a part of it.

Have you seen the one in the McDonalds where two dykes assault a bigger black employee, freshly out of jail, and get their asses kicked?

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An old Jewish man wins the lottery. He wins millions of dollars and with his money, he donates 75% to various charities. With the rest of his money, he commissions a life-size replica of Hitler made entirely of gold to be made and placed on his front yard.

When his neighbors notice the statue, they go up to the man and ask why he would build a statue of Hitler considering everything he did to the Jews.

The old man points to his arm and replies, "If it weren't for these numbers I never would have won!"

Marcha Das Vadias, brazilian slutwalk. This guy exposes himself to the whores and gets chased by a mob.

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Hostess Brands is Closed.
We are sorry to announce that Hostess Brands, Inc. has been forced by a Bakers Union strike to shut down all operations and sell all company assets. For more information, go to hostessbrands.info. Thank you for all of your loyalty and support over the years.

HOSTESS BRANDS TO WIND DOWN COMPANY AFTER BCTGM UNION STRIKE CRIPPLES OPERATIONS
Friday, November 16, 2012 at 7:00AM

Irving, TX – November 16, 2012 – Hostess Brands Inc. today announced that it is winding down operations and has filed a motion with the U.S. Bankruptcy Court seeking permission to close its business and sell its assets, including its iconic brands and facilities. Bakery operations have been suspended at all plants. Delivery of products will continue and Hostess Brands retail stores will remain open for several days in order to sell already-baked products.

The Board of Directors authorized the wind down of Hostess Brands to preserve and maximize the value of the estate after one of the Company’s largest unions, the Bakery, Confectionery, Tobacco Workers and Grain Millers International Union (BCTGM), initiated a nationwide strike that crippled the Company’s ability to produce and deliver products at multiple facilities.

On Nov. 12, Hostess Brands permanently closed three plants as a result of the work stoppage. On Nov. 14, the Company announced it would be forced to liquidate if sufficient employees did not return to work to restore normal operations by 5 p.m., EST p.m., Nov. 15. The Company determined on the night of Nov. 15 that an insufficient number of employees had returned to work to enable the restoration of normal operations.

The BCTGM in September rejected a last, best and final offer from Hostess Brands designed to lower costs so that the Company could attract new financing and emerge from Chapter 11. Hostess Brands then received Court authority on Oct. 3 to unilaterally impose changes to the BCTGM’s collective bargaining agreements.

Hostess Brands is unprofitable under its current cost structure, much of which is determined by union wages and pension costs. The offer to the BCTGM included wage, benefit and work rule concessions but also gave Hostess Brands’ 12 unions a 25 percent ownership stake in the company, representation on its Board of Directors and $100 million in reorganized Hostess Brands’ debt.

“We deeply regret the necessity of today’s decision, but we do not have the financial resources to weather an extended nationwide strike,” said Gregory F. Rayburn, chief executive officer. “Hostess Brands will move promptly to lay off most of its 18,500-member workforce and focus on selling its assets to the highest bidders.”

In addition to dozens of baking and distribution facilities around the country, Hostess Brands will sell its popular brands, including Hostess®, Drakes® and Dolly Madison®, which make iconic cake products such as Twinkies®, CupCakes, Ding Dongs®, Ho Ho’s®, Sno Balls® and Donettes®. Bread brands to be sold include Wonder®, Nature’s Pride ®, Merita®, Home Pride®, Butternut®, and Beefsteak®, among others.

The wind down means the closure of 33 bakeries, 565 distribution centers, approximately 5,500 delivery routes and 570 bakery outlet stores throughout the United States.

The Company said its debtor-in-possession lenders have agreed to allow the Company to continue to have access to the $75 million financing facility put in place at the start of the bankruptcy cases to fund the sale and wind down process, subject to U.S. Bankruptcy Court approval.

The Company’s motion asks the Court for authority to continue to pay employees whose services are required during the wind-down period.

For employees whose jobs will be eliminated, additional information can be found at hostessbrands.info . The website also contains information for customers and vendors. Most employees who lose their jobs should be eligible for government-provided unemployment benefits.

http://www.hostessbrands.com

http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_trksid=p5197.m570.l2632&_nkw=twinkies&_sacat=14308&_from=R40

I'm laughing, but this is some kind of madness.

Can anybody explain what might be a reason that people go so fucking mental to get some doohickey?



I always liked this one:


p.s. Never ever drink what they sell, unless you have a death wish.